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Michayla. My age doesn't concern you. Fuck off.

jackmeofff:

SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE FUCK A GROUP OF SQUIDS AREN’T CALLED A SQUAD DAMN THAT SHIT GOT ME HEATED.

You totally just stole someone else’s revalation. Are you fucking kidding me ^

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

(Source: cristobalite, via put-you-in-my-oven)

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

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